Teaser Trailer Talk

Bonus episode with chat about the Episode IX teaser trailer. How Chewbacca got his medals, hope for the trash compactor monster, who’s the real villain of the saga, and the most awkward scene from Forrest Gump all make appearances.

April 14, 2019 Scott & Chris — Teaser Trailer Talk

Top 10 Ships

We rank the top 10 starships of Star Wars. Along the way we wonder is the T-1000 hiding in Ep. I, does Watto only accept Deutsche Marks, whom do we “ship” Lobot with? This is the episode “who crawled through a river of s**t and came out clean on the other side.”

April 01, 2019 Scott & Chris — Top 10 Ships

The Oscar Goes To…

Chris, Scott, and the computer from Willy Wonka try to come up with the Ep. IX title before launching into the Star Wars Academy Awards. Who’s the best supporting actress in Star Wars? Best Editing? Worst Hair? Why does our Bane impression get worse each month? We’re all Oscar and no Grouch on this exciting episode.

March 01, 2019 Scott & Chris — The Oscar Goes To

2 New 2 Hope

Scott and Chris pass out Valentines to members of the Jedi Council before looking at the second half of A New Hope. What made Porkins crash? Should Cousin Eddie have flown in the Death Star Attack? Is Gen. Dodonna the Patton of the Rebel Alliance? Dive head first into this trash compactor of an episode.

February 01, 2019 Scott & Chris — 2 New 2 Hope

Happy New Hope

The first half of A New Hope to celebrate the new year. Scott has questions about the droid lineup, and Chris figures out who has a death stick habit. Do Imperial officers know how to blink? Will the Jawas let R2 use his Swingline stapler? Is Luke watching scrambled Cinemax? These questions and more make it to our escape pod — “Look sir! We Serve Droids!”

January 01, 2019 Scott & Chris – Happy New Hope

The Endor of the Trilogy

We discuss the second half of Return of the Jedi. After playing a Thanksgiving game, we wonder if the Rebels called Lando’s references, what’s happening in the the Ewok Public Library, and can the Ewok witch-doctor cure the plague? Chris discovers a Double Agent Mustache and Scott thinks a Tri-Lamb is piloting the scout walker. There’s always a bigger twig!

November 01, 2018  Scott & Chris – The Endor of the Trilogy

Gonk In Your Bunker – The Droid Episode

Scott and Chris are joined by fanthatracks.com’s Mark Newbold and they pick what Star Wars droids they’d want in a doomsday bunker. Scott and Chris go on to discuss their favorite and least favorite droids. Is Lobot a droid? Is Yoda our droid-racist grandpa? Did we watch the first episode of the Droids cartoon? And did Chris find the most terrifying droid in Star Wars? This is the episode we’ve been carrying around in our rusty innards.