Alyce & Laura from Force Toast podcast join us for some trivia and a bad pun challenge. Then we dive into the second half of Attack of the Clones where Jango is fighting Obiwan on El Kamino. Was the Lars Homestead built on slave labor? Has Dooku joined the Legend of Doom? Is Anakin’s robot hand enormous? RIP Sand people.
We watched the first half of Attack of the Clones. Is Obiwan a political conspiracy theorist? Does Obiwan have a drinking problem? Is Obiwan a flat-Earther? Why are we picking on Obiwan? Take a deathstick break, and find out what parts of the movie made us laugh, cry, or squirm as we travel from the mean streets of Coruscant, to the stormy seas of El Kamino, to the [gulp] meadows of Naboo.
Scott and Chris introduce a new Unsolved Mysteries segment before launching into a Chewbacca episode in honor of Peter Mayhew. What are our favorite Chewie scenes, and who are the best sidekicks in Star Wars? Is Cloud City Ugnaught segregated? Is R2D2 Christopher Walken? What’s up with those two random kids in the Super Friends? This episode goes down like Porg, the other white meat.
This video cracked us up.
Chris, Scott, and the computer from Willy Wonka try to come up with the Ep. IX title before launching into the Star Wars Academy Awards. Who’s the best supporting actress in Star Wars? Best Editing? Worst Hair? Why does our Bane impression get worse each month? We’re all Oscar and no Grouch on this exciting episode.
Scott and Chris pass out Valentines to members of the Jedi Council before looking at the second half of A New Hope. What made Porkins crash? Should Cousin Eddie have flown in the Death Star Attack? Is Gen. Dodonna the Patton of the Rebel Alliance? Dive head first into this trash compactor of an episode.
The first half of A New Hope to celebrate the new year. Scott has questions about the droid lineup, and Chris figures out who has a death stick habit. Do Imperial officers know how to blink? Will the Jawas let R2 use his Swingline stapler? Is Luke watching scrambled Cinemax? These questions and more make it to our escape pod — “Look sir! We Serve Droids!”
Chris and Scott play festive Star Wars games and discuss the Star Wars Holiday Special. We wonder at Gormaanda’s interesting cooking technique, Chewie’s perverted dad, and Wookiee pagan rituals. Gifts are exchanged, songs are sung, and nog is drunk in the best Life Day celebration ever.