Maz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke’s hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next?
We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan’s normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We’ll all be serving drinks on the master’s sail barge by the end!
After wondering who in Star Wars is a dog person and who is a cat person we jump into Mandalorian 16. What happnes on the Imperial subreddit? What are the dangers of a Spotchka economy? Do Wookiees fit under tables at bars? Will Scott stop making the same Ferris Bueller joke?
After an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what’s the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work? What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market when that refinery goes up?
We’re taking you out of podcast prison and leaving you in this episode!
We chat about Mando Ch. 14 The Tragedy. What’s up with this Patriot Act stormtrooper? Is Boba Fett’s armor the Wonkavator? Does anybody ever die in Star Wars? And what’s the best way to Star Wars-ify your toilet.
We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars?
WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.
Mando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode.
First, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn’t option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil’s Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the test tube and give it a listen!
What’s the Star Wars version of the first Christmas? What did we get each other for Life Day? What would Santa bring Jabba the Hutt? We also watched the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special and chat for a bit about it. Features festive songs and filled with good cheer.
Chris tries to stump Scott on What’s a Star Wars name? Then we discuss what has Slippy Toad been up to? Does the Mon Cal Chowder House have menus? Why is there a Sea Sarlacc in that boat? We’ll crash this episode into the ground before we let ourselves be captured!