We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars?
WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.
Mando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode.
First, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn’t option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil’s Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the test tube and give it a listen!
What’s the Star Wars version of the first Christmas? What did we get each other for Life Day? What would Santa bring Jabba the Hutt? We also watched the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special and chat for a bit about it. Features festive songs and filled with good cheer.
Chris tries to stump Scott on What’s a Star Wars name? Then we discuss what has Slippy Toad been up to? Does the Mon Cal Chowder House have menus? Why is there a Sea Sarlacc in that boat? We’ll crash this episode into the ground before we let ourselves be captured!
Will the alien from Alien eat Baby Yoda? Will Baby Yoda eat all the eat all eggs? Are Jawas Amish, and who is the Frog Lady’s husband? All this and more on an episode that goes down like a slimy egg or three.
First we figure out who would place bounties on some of our favorite characters, then we take a long look at Mando Ch. 9. What eats that guy left hanging? How off the grid is Mos Pelgo? Are there sideways sarlacc holes?
We ask and answer the best “What if?”s of Star Wars. What if the death star had not blown up? What if Luke had stayed on Dagobah? What if Han Solo had been pooped out of the sarlacc? What if you listened to this episode right now?
We are joined by Pat and Charles from Converswations to talk about Star Wars toys and, of course, play a game. Are deathsticks PEGs? Does the Gorax have diabeetus? WTF happened with this Poe action figure? And, did we invent Daniel Day Lobot?
We discuss the most memorable stuff (objects, props) of the Star Wars galaxy. What’s the significance of the lightsaber? Why does Chewbacca play Mortal Kombat Chess? What is that thing on Lobot’s head?
Tell your mom that storm trooper is an action figure not a doll, and take a Scrooge McDuck dive into this vault full of stuff.