We discuss the most memorable stuff (objects, props) of the Star Wars galaxy. What’s the significance of the lightsaber? Why does Chewbacca play Mortal Kombat Chess? What is that thing on Lobot’s head?
Tell your mom that storm trooper is an action figure not a doll, and take a Scrooge McDuck dive into this vault full of stuff.
Who flushed the Slave I down the toilet? What does black smoke coming out of Cloud City mean? Are puffy shirts a status symbol? We learn who has the Glengarry leads to catch the Falcon, and what it takes it for Lobot to feel anything. Would you join us for a little We Serve Droids? Everyone’s invited, of course.
After pitching Star Wars promotional products we take a look at the first half Empire Strikes Back? Is Gen. Rieeken addicted to the big board? How long does R2 wait in the rain outside Yoda’s hut? What droid is most like Hitler’s German Shepherd? This episode freezes WAY before the first marker!
We fantasy draft Star Wars characters to make the best Scooby Doo team, then we look at the best things in the sequel trilogy. What’s the best action sequence? What’s the best line? Who put whitewall tires on the TIE Fighers? Are all monkeys fascists? What do A Tribe Called Quest and Pasaana have in common? In this episode, we don’t just have power, we have his power–we’re palpating.
We chat about episode 8 of Mandalorian and the season as a whole. Who are the best characters in the season? How many times will we bring up the Terminator? Were we promised Pedro Pascal in 30 minutes or less? And, how loud did we scream when that R2 unit sprouted legs? Living things are encouraged to remove the helmet of this podcast.
Mando picks up Cara at the Codpiece Thunderdome and Mr Ugnaught to face down legendary film-maker Werner Herzog. You gotta have your Chewie cuffs; the Inglourious Alderaanians is our hit idea; and we figure out how you earn your Rebel tear drop tattoo. Is this podcast lousy with Jawas or just lousy? Find out!
An Aprils Fool prank on our listeners turned against us! We watched Ewok Adventure: Battle for Endor and we lived to talk about it. Who made Skeletor the king of Endor? How did Wilfred Brimley get diabetes? How did any of this end up in a movie? Listen and maybe find out!
When Mando has to bust a buff Bib For Tuna out of a prison ship, we wonder about New Republic stance on solitary confinement. Who on the heist team is Mr. Pink, and exactly how droid racist is the Mandalorian? Come for the Simpsons themed game at the start; stay for our inability to pronounce Star Wars names. Set your lights to Haunted House and enjoy We Sere Droids.
When Mando and Baby Yoda travel to our favorite desert planet, we’re left wondering what kind of hijnks Amy Sedaris and the pit droids get into baby-sitting. Does a droid bartender in the cantina mean We Serve Droids beat Star Wars? What was the economic effect of piking up Storm Trooper heads? All this and more in the latest episode of We Serve Droids — one with bones in it.
We make our own Star Wars Mad Libs, then jump into The Mandalorian Ch. 4. How bad does a krill farm village smell? What do you feed a Baby Yoda? How is the monster meth lab so high tech? It doesn’t take seven samurai to pose these questions, just a magnificent podcast and a great training montage. Pull up a bowl of bone broth, and take a gulp of this episode.