In the third episode of Visions we find the perfect Star Destroyer for a sitcom. Why weren’t there giant mechs? What would mirror universe Lobot look like? Why did we talk about kids’ lunch box thermoses so much?
Visions – The Twins
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Visions – Tatooine Rhapsody
We watched the second episode of Star Wars visions. What’s a rock and roll Hutt doing just living that wig life? Can we see more of the Star Waver tour van? And-oh my god-what did they do to Bib ForTuna? On this episode we rock or die trying.
Visions – The Duel
We chat about the first episode of Star Wars visions. Which Kurosawa movie is this? Was A New Hope playing on the Hill Valley Clock Tower? What exactly is Sebulba driving? And, whom would Mr T voice?
I pity the fool that don’t listen to this episode.
Where Are You Taking This Lava Planet?
We watched the introduction to Mustafar scene in Revenge of the Sith. Is lava scooper guy worse-off than death star laser guy? Is Techno Union guy pining for death’s sweet release? Is the Legion of Doom still buying Sidious’s kool-aide? Scoop up a tall glass of magma and give this short episode a listen.
Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Younglings
We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and From Wicket W. Warwick to the Jedi Younglings, we talk about all the kiddos of the Star Wars movies. Is Wicket an atheist? Is R2D2 a John Rambo? What is Kitster’s midichlorian count? All this and more!
Where Are You Taking This Egg?
We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and everyone in Star Wars should have an egg. Crack this episode open and listen!
Clone Wars: Because Why Not
After figuring out which Star Wars characters we’d send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride.
These guys have testicles on their head.
Architecture of Star Wars
We play a game then jump into our favorite architecture in the galaxy. Did the Jedi Temple re-appropriate a convention center? Why do so few buildings have windows? Will we get to see the tapestries? Check out these structures with us from Naboo to Coruscant.
Where Are You Taking This Mysterious Lightsaber
Maz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke’s hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next?
Bar Wars
We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan’s normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We’ll all be serving drinks on the master’s sail barge by the end!
We Serve Droids 