In the third episode of Visions we find the perfect Star Destroyer for a sitcom. Why weren’t there giant mechs? What would mirror universe Lobot look like? Why did we talk about kids’ lunch box thermoses so much?
Visions – Tatooine Rhapsody
Visions – The Duel
Where Are You Taking This Lava Planet?
We watched the introduction to Mustafar scene in Revenge of the Sith. Is lava scooper guy worse-off than death star laser guy? Is Techno Union guy pining for death’s sweet release? Is the Legion of Doom still buying Sidious’s kool-aide? Scoop up a tall glass of magma and give this short episode a listen.
Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Younglings
We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and From Wicket W. Warwick to the Jedi Younglings, we talk about all the kiddos of the Star Wars movies. Is Wicket an atheist? Is R2D2 a John Rambo? What is Kitster’s midichlorian count? All this and more!
Where Are You Taking This Egg?
Clone Wars: Because Why Not
After figuring out which Star Wars characters we’d send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride.
These guys have testicles on their head.
Architecture of Star Wars
Where Are You Taking This Mysterious Lightsaber
We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan’s normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We’ll all be serving drinks on the master’s sail barge by the end!