We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and everyone in Star Wars should have an egg. Crack this episode open and listen!
Where Are You Taking This Egg?
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Clone Wars: Because Why Not
After figuring out which Star Wars characters we’d send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride.
These guys have testicles on their head.
Architecture of Star Wars
We play a game then jump into our favorite architecture in the galaxy. Did the Jedi Temple re-appropriate a convention center? Why do so few buildings have windows? Will we get to see the tapestries? Check out these structures with us from Naboo to Coruscant.
Where Are You Taking This Mysterious Lightsaber
Maz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke’s hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next?
Bar Wars
We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan’s normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We’ll all be serving drinks on the master’s sail barge by the end!
Get That Grogu (Mando Ch. 16)
After wondering who in Star Wars is a dog person and who is a cat person we jump into Mandalorian 16. What happnes on the Imperial subreddit? What are the dangers of a Spotchka economy? Do Wookiees fit under tables at bars? Will Scott stop making the same Ferris Bueller joke?
Mando Unmasked (Mando Ch. 15)
After an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what’s the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work? What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market when that refinery goes up?
We’re taking you out of podcast prison and leaving you in this episode!
Stonehenge Cerebro (Mando Ch. 14)
We chat about Mando Ch. 14 The Tragedy. What’s up with this Patriot Act stormtrooper? Is Boba Fett’s armor the Wonkavator? Does anybody ever die in Star Wars? And what’s the best way to Star Wars-ify your toilet.
This episode is the dankest farrik yet.
Minor Imperials
We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars?
WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.
Burnt Forest Village (Mando Ch. 13)
Mando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode.
We Serve Droids 