We launch a new series called Where Are You Taking This Scene by looking at the montage around Luke’s milking a strange creature on New Dagobah in The Last Jedi. Is Luke in love with the siren? Is Luke the old guy from Up? Was Rocky IV just one big montage?
Dooku’s the coolest decapitee, Grevious is a caped Victorian scoundrel, and Palpatine has big diction. Check out the first half of Episode III as we think about Confederacy of Independent Systems monuments, Naboo’s FMLA laws, and the flamboyant dinosaur Obiwan rides. It’s another happy landing from your We Serve Droids pilots.
We rank the top 10 planets from the Star Wars movies. Are we flat Kamino-ers? Where does Yoda poop? What planet do you not want to wake up on after a bender? Find out which Star Wars planets are the best. Ich bin ein Corellian!
We chat about the D23 Rise of Skywalker sizzle reel and trailer for The Mandalorian. Can Star Destroyers form a Voltron? Does 3PO have Gowron eyes? What have the Cloud City Ugnaughts been up to?
Ep IX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n1T3HxHd7Y
Mandalorian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOC8E8z_ifw
Alyce & Laura from Force Toast podcast join us for some trivia and a bad pun challenge. Then we dive into the second half of Attack of the Clones where Jango is fighting Obiwan on El Kamino. Was the Lars Homestead built on slave labor? Has Dooku joined the Legend of Doom? Is Anakin’s robot hand enormous? RIP Sand people.
We watched the first half of Attack of the Clones. Is Obiwan a political conspiracy theorist? Does Obiwan have a drinking problem? Is Obiwan a flat-Earther? Why are we picking on Obiwan? Take a deathstick break, and find out what parts of the movie made us laugh, cry, or squirm as we travel from the mean streets of Coruscant, to the stormy seas of El Kamino, to the [gulp] meadows of Naboo.
Scott and Chris introduce a new Unsolved Mysteries segment before launching into a Chewbacca episode in honor of Peter Mayhew. What are our favorite Chewie scenes, and who are the best sidekicks in Star Wars? Is Cloud City Ugnaught segregated? Is R2D2 Christopher Walken? What’s up with those two random kids in the Super Friends? This episode goes down like Porg, the other white meat.
This video cracked us up.
In this Episode I re-watch, Chris and Scott wonder what makes Nass so boss? Why is everybody sitting in a circle? Are Jedi… pro-slavery? It’s bigger fish all the way down!
Bonus episode with chat about the Episode IX teaser trailer. How Chewbacca got his medals, hope for the trash compactor monster, who’s the real villain of the saga, and the most awkward scene from Forrest Gump all make appearances.
We rank the top 10 starships of Star Wars. Along the way we wonder is the T-1000 hiding in Ep. I, does Watto only accept Deutsche Marks, whom do we “ship” Lobot with? This is the episode “who crawled through a river of s**t and came out clean on the other side.”
