The drunk speak! Chris and Scott find the good, the bad, and the funny in Rise of Skywalker. What’s going on with the dagger ex machina? From hot to not, which movie had the sexiest Emperor? What happened to poor, poor Rose?

Celebrate the birth of our Lord, Baby Yoda, with this special singalong! Happy Holidays from We Serve Droids. (Thanks to Matt Johnson for singing our dumb songs)

We fantasy draft who we think will die in Ep IX followed by general preview and predictions for Rise of Skywalker. How many people can fall down a shaft? What do we hope to see? How many dead Storm Troopers will the Ewoks have turned into musical instruments?

We play a short game fantasy drafting Star Wars characters for the Super Friends before talking about our favorite death scenes in Star Wars. Who has the most honorable Klingon-style death? Who died as they lived? Who died the way we’d want to? All this inspired by “Maclunkey.” Form of rancor, and listen along!

We drank and had an unplanned conversation about the first three episodes of The Mandalorian. The usual hijinks ensued.

We play a bounty hunter themed game before jumping into the second half of Episode III. General Grievous throws Scooby snacks to Obiwan. Anakin and Obiwan fight on crossfire commercial. We discover when the Separatists figure out they’re the bad guys, and Palpatine’s lightsaber makes us say, “Oh my!”

We talk about the full Rise of Skywalker trailer. Chris runs Ctrl+F”Gorax” and wonders about mecha-Palpatine. Scott remembers the rules for Gremlins and has a thing for Ladybird Johnson. We swear we actually talk about the trailer.

We launch a new series called Where Are You Taking This Scene by looking at the montage around Luke’s milking a strange creature on New Dagobah in The Last Jedi. Is Luke in love with the siren? Is Luke the old guy from Up? Was Rocky IV just one big montage?