The drunk speak! Chris and Scott find the good, the bad, and the funny in Rise of Skywalker. What’s going on with the dagger ex machina? From hot to not, which movie had the sexiest Emperor? What happened to poor, poor Rose?
We fantasy draft who we think will die in Ep IX followed by general preview and predictions for Rise of Skywalker. How many people can fall down a shaft? What do we hope to see? How many dead Storm Troopers will the Ewoks have turned into musical instruments?
We play a short game fantasy drafting Star Wars characters for the Super Friends before talking about our favorite death scenes in Star Wars. Who has the most honorable Klingon-style death? Who died as they lived? Who died the way we’d want to? All this inspired by “Maclunkey.” Form of rancor, and listen along!
We play a bounty hunter themed game before jumping into the second half of Episode III. General Grievous throws Scooby snacks to Obiwan. Anakin and Obiwan fight on crossfire commercial. We discover when the Separatists figure out they’re the bad guys, and Palpatine’s lightsaber makes us say, “Oh my!”
We talk about the full Rise of Skywalker trailer. Chris runs Ctrl+F”Gorax” and wonders about mecha-Palpatine. Scott remembers the rules for Gremlins and has a thing for Ladybird Johnson. We swear we actually talk about the trailer.
We launch a new series called Where Are You Taking This Scene by looking at the montage around Luke’s milking a strange creature on New Dagobah in The Last Jedi. Is Luke in love with the siren? Is Luke the old guy from Up? Was Rocky IV just one big montage?
Dooku’s the coolest decapitee, Grevious is a caped Victorian scoundrel, and Palpatine has big diction. Check out the first half of Episode III as we think about Confederacy of Independent Systems monuments, Naboo’s FMLA laws, and the flamboyant dinosaur Obiwan rides. It’s another happy landing from your We Serve Droids pilots.
We rank the top 10 planets from the Star Wars movies. Are we flat Kamino-ers? Where does Yoda poop? What planet do you not want to wake up on after a bender? Find out which Star Wars planets are the best. Ich bin ein Corellian!