Scott and Chris are joined by fanthatracks.com’s Mark Newbold and they pick what Star Wars droids they’d want in a doomsday bunker. Scott and Chris go on to discuss their favorite and least favorite droids. Is Lobot a droid? Is Yoda our droid-racist grandpa? Did we watch the first episode of the Droids cartoon? And did Chris find the most terrifying droid in Star Wars? This is the episode we’ve been carrying around in our rusty innards.
Scott & Chris invent a new game that crosses the streams before discussing Rogue One. How many pieces of flair does Forest Whitaker wear? Why are the Rebels flying a forklift? Why do we spend so much time talking about Hook? All this and more as this episode flows through Rogue One like lava through Vader’s House.
Top 10 villains of the Star Wars universe. We also talk about Boba Feeny, Darth Marge, and the exact moment Count Dooku’s name heads to the toilet. Chris makes a super-secret second top 10, and Scott has some safety advice for Jabba. Hang your First Order tapestries and polish your Gorax throne; this villainous episode is fully armed and operational.
We discuss Han Solo’s character arc in the original trilogy. Scott burns through all his Harrison Ford impressions before his tauntaun reaches the first marker. Chris plays the Tatooine Zapruder film in extra-slow motion. Why did it have to be mynocks?
We can’t trust Maz after blowing up unions in Last Jedi. What’s up with Snoke’s giant projection? Do the Knights of Ren eat ham and jam and spam a lot? Scott and Chris find their new favorite character in Maz’s bar, and they sail through the planet core of The Force Awakens.
Why are the Resistance Bombers so slow? What’s up with Laura Dern’s hair? Why was the Crazy 88 guarding Snoke? Why can’t we remember any of the planets’ names? Chris hates Rose, and Scott confuses Billy Dee Williams and Carl Weathers.
We Serve Droids 
