The most brutal de-arming we’ve ever seen. Who’s a robot and who isn’t? Does T0-B1 obey the laws of robotics? Is Prof. Mitaka bad at terraforming? All this and more on a special episode of Astro Boy… I mean Pinocchio… I mean Star Wars Visions!
Who is the 9th Jedi? How many people have died by trebuchet mining? And, why you should never look into the pointy end of the lightsaber.
We play a quick game in honor of Episode 66, then we chat about Visions episode 4: The Village Bride. What’s up with the giant helmet? Is the real adventure the wedding crashers we met along the way? Are thermal detonators traditional wedding favors?
Style your hair into horns and listen to this episode!
In the third episode of Visions we find the perfect Star Destroyer for a sitcom. Why weren’t there giant mechs? What would mirror universe Lobot look like? Why did we talk about kids’ lunch box thermoses so much?
We watched the second episode of Star Wars visions. What’s a rock and roll Hutt doing just living that wig life? Can we see more of the Star Waver tour van? And-oh my god-what did they do to Bib ForTuna? On this episode we rock or die trying.
We chat about the first episode of Star Wars visions. Which Kurosawa movie is this? Was A New Hope playing on the Hill Valley Clock Tower? What exactly is Sebulba driving? And, whom would Mr T voice?
I pity the fool that don’t listen to this episode.
We watched the introduction to Mustafar scene in Revenge of the Sith. Is lava scooper guy worse-off than death star laser guy? Is Techno Union guy pining for death’s sweet release? Is the Legion of Doom still buying Sidious’s kool-aide? Scoop up a tall glass of magma and give this short episode a listen.
We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and From Wicket W. Warwick to the Jedi Younglings, we talk about all the kiddos of the Star Wars movies. Is Wicket an atheist? Is R2D2 a John Rambo? What is Kitster’s midichlorian count? All this and more!
We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and everyone in Star Wars should have an egg. Crack this episode open and listen!
After figuring out which Star Wars characters we’d send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride.
These guys have testicles on their head.
We Serve Droids 