After an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what’s the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work? What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market when that refinery goes up?
We’re taking you out of podcast prison and leaving you in this episode!
We chat about Mando Ch. 14 The Tragedy. What’s up with this Patriot Act stormtrooper? Is Boba Fett’s armor the Wonkavator? Does anybody ever die in Star Wars? And what’s the best way to Star Wars-ify your toilet.
We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars?
WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.
Mando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode.
First, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn’t option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil’s Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the test tube and give it a listen!
Dooku’s the coolest decapitee, Grevious is a caped Victorian scoundrel, and Palpatine has big diction. Check out the first half of Episode III as we think about Confederacy of Independent Systems monuments, Naboo’s FMLA laws, and the flamboyant dinosaur Obiwan rides. It’s another happy landing from your We Serve Droids pilots.
We rank the top 10 planets from the Star Wars movies. Are we flat Kamino-ers? Where does Yoda poop? What planet do you not want to wake up on after a bender? Find out which Star Wars planets are the best. Ich bin ein Corellian!
Scott and Chris introduce a new Unsolved Mysteries segment before launching into a Chewbacca episode in honor of Peter Mayhew. What are our favorite Chewie scenes, and who are the best sidekicks in Star Wars? Is Cloud City Ugnaught segregated? Is R2D2 Christopher Walken? What’s up with those two random kids in the Super Friends? This episode goes down like Porg, the other white meat.
Bonus episode with chat about the Episode IX teaser trailer. How Chewbacca got his medals, hope for the trash compactor monster, who’s the real villain of the saga, and the most awkward scene from Forrest Gump all make appearances.