Maz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke’s hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next?
We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan’s normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We’ll all be serving drinks on the master’s sail barge by the end!
After an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what’s the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work? What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market when that refinery goes up?
We’re taking you out of podcast prison and leaving you in this episode!
We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars?
WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.
First, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn’t option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil’s Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the test tube and give it a listen!
Dooku’s the coolest decapitee, Grevious is a caped Victorian scoundrel, and Palpatine has big diction. Check out the first half of Episode III as we think about Confederacy of Independent Systems monuments, Naboo’s FMLA laws, and the flamboyant dinosaur Obiwan rides. It’s another happy landing from your We Serve Droids pilots.